“Bitch, Please.” – Jesus Quote Men’s Fashion Tee

$29.00

“Bitch, please. I got this shit on lock” is a paraphrasing of what Jesus says to his mom (gasp!) in John 2:4. That guy was a riot!

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This modern, stylish-as-hell cotton t-shirt would be pretty fly even without the conversation starter printed on it. It’s comfortable, soft, and will turn heads.

“Bitch, please. I got this.” is a paraphrasing of what Jesus says to his mom (gasp!) in John 2:4 after she tells him they’re out of wine (double gasp!). Here’s the full quote from the NIV Bible:

On the third day a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, and Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. When the wine was gone, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no more wine.”

“Woman, why do you involve me?” Jesus replied. “My hour has not yet come.”

Right after that, he went ahead and turned some water into wine—and we’re not talking about Two Buck Chuck. The wedding planner specifically takes the time to compliment the bride’s father on saving the expensive stuff for last instead of switching to swill once everyone is drunk.

We think ours is a fairly faithful translation into modern language. That guy was a riot!

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched sleeves and bottom hem

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